I said FOLLOW ME DAMMIT
No, just kidding, you don't have to. It's just inane status updates connected to my Facebook account with the occasional re-tweet of some WTFery.
Mostly I wanted to follow some things I find hilarious, like @OverlyHonestly, which is research scientists admitting their short cuts:
and @TheTweetofGod, which is NOT for anyone who would be offended by the idea of God swearing or making religious jokes:
and I love laughing. Laughing's my favorite.