And Then a Friend Said, I'll Pay You To Crochet A Penis

So I did.

I moved the picture over to a random blog Bryan and I keep for when we just want to give people a link to a picture.

http://blahimageblog.blogspot.com/2013/01/crochet-penis.html

Here's the free pattern I used as inspiration, only I used single crochet stitches.