I Don't Own That Many Purses, And Other Pins I'll Never Use

There are some serious advantages to letting yourself go and not caring about your appearance. Namely, storage. Click on any picture for the original source. I mean, if you need ideas about organizing 16 pairs of shoes. Freak.

I own one small purse and two diaper bags. If she matches these to her shoes, I want to know what occasion she has to wear canary yellow on her feet.

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I also own only 3 pairs of shoes; flats, tennis shoes, and hiking boots. I could probably use a pair of rain/snow boots and sandals. That brings us to less than one shelf in this closet.

By the time I figure out what brush does what, it'll be too late and time to go. I have a powder brush, and one for eye shadow when I go to ladies' night out. The rest are for...what the hell are they for?

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OMG, there's more!!!

I also own only two bottles of nail polish. Teal, and eggplant.

Okay, all my make up fits in a small ceramic plant pot. That sits in the back corner of my bathroom sink. If I gave an actual plant the same amount of attention I give my make up, it would die.

I suppose it is possible that everyone in the house has their own shampoo, conditioner, and body wash, and thus you have 9 bottles in your shower. Not my house. Shampoo, conditioner, face wash, dandruff conditioning shampoo. 4 bottles between all 5 of us. Because fuck you, separate body wash.

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I own one necklace, on which I have one ring, and I own one watch. It's a Le Petit Prince watch. Which makes it extra awesome and counts as ten other pieces of jewelry. Which still doesn't catch me up to this wall o' bangles.

In conclusion, if you want a smaller home, start by giving up on accessorizing, and start spending your days wearing tinted lip balm and yoga pants.