Bryan: Did you see the pictures going around of the seal who narrowly escapes getting eaten by a great white shark?
|Photographer David Baz Jenkins|
Me: Yeah. You know, that must totally suck to have your food right there on your lips and then have it escape.
Bryan: No kidding.
Me: Like, what if I was eating my favorite candy bar, and then - BAM! - it pulls some tricksy maneuver and bounces off my face? I'd be super sad.
Bryan: You'd have bigger problems than just being sad if chocolate could get up and run away from you.
Me: You should draw me a picture of my chocolate escaping.
Bryan: Done and done.